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Brian here.

In honor of Thanksgiving weekend, I’m taking tomorrow off, but I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who has subscribed over the past six months.

And if you don’t mind, I’d like to ask a small favor:

If you’ve enjoyed reading The Anecdote, I’d be grateful if you shared it with a friend.

I hope you and yours are having a wonderful holiday weekend, and I’ll see you back here first thing next Saturday morning.

- B